A blonde biker pushes her motorcycle to the local bike shop and tells the mechanic it died. After
working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly again.She
says, "What was wrong with it?"
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go." "Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?" "That
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Herb to proposed to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess
to her man about her childhood illness, tellingHerb that she suffered
a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
Being a kind hearted feller Herb said it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too and told Sandy. 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.' She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.' Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon! Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel room and they started touching and kissing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands downHerb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!' 'Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long'.
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Harley
Davidson died and went to heaven and was boasting to God how he'd created
the best motor bike in the world!
God disagreed, saying BMW's were a better designed bike! Harley said "What the fuck do you know about design? You created woman and look at the problems we have with them!"
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Toilet Paper A toilet paper company decided to make some for bikers. The biker toilet paper didn't sell because it wouldn't take any shit off of any one. |
An
ugly biker walks into his local pub with a big grin.
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sitting in a pub, quietly nursing his pint, when the door opens and in
walks a lady of easily negotiable affection. She sits at the bar next
to our hero and says in a husky voice, “Hey big boy, have you ever
had a thrill?”
“Yeah,” replies the sledder, “I was out on my bike and was rippin’ down some country lanes; the sun was shinin’, the little birds wuz tweetin’, the bike was runnin’ sweet and everythin’ was cool.” “No, silly,” I mean have you ever had a real thrill?” she asks again. “Oh yeah,” he answers. “I was cranking it over into some really tight bends and the footpegs were scraping out wiv sparks flying behind me!” Bloody hell, she thinks, this bloke is so thick his brain must be custard. I’ll make it simple for him. “What I mean is,” she says, as she runs her hand up the inside of his thigh and squeezes his nuts, opens her legs to reveal a complete absence of panties and hair, “Have you ever felt a cunt?” “Yeah,” he sez. “I fell off.” |
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Fleas There were two fleasthat decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona. The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea arrived. The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. "I caught a ride in a biker's mustache on the way here. It was freezing, sleeting and snowing." The first flea say, "Next year, do what I do. I go to a college dorm, crawl up the leg of a beautiful woman and catch a ride in her hair." So next year the first flea again arrives early. The second flea arrives later and he is sick again - this year even worse. The first flea asks, "Why didn't you try what I told you to do last year?" The second flea says, "I DID - I crawled up a beautiful woman's leg and was quietly waiting in her hair. The next thing I know, I was riding down the road in a biker's mustache again.
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